Dear HarlequinZombies:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok under the bus and I saw you carve your initials into My avocado plant. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your Darth Vader-poster to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I never liked a new life as a clone .

Go burn,
0-Diogenes-0

I tagz the first 5 people to comment >_>